The Masthead · Vol. 1
A one-press operation with big opinions, a mascot in a trench coat, and a surprising opinion about laminated vinyl.
The origin story
Someone said 'you should put that on a sticker.' We took it personally.
Tested it on laptops. Water bottles. A mailbox. Karen's bumper. It survived.
Now we sell stickers to people who get it. That's you, probably.
We don't do subtle. Our stickers are designed to start conversations, not blend in.
Normal is overrated. We celebrate the strange, the niche, and the wonderfully specific.
We make what we love. If it makes you snort-laugh, it ships.